It's like God shit irony all over that family
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
