What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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