Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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