The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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