you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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