I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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