Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
These tits shall not be calmed
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