You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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