So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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