doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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