he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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