I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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