I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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