I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He uses pillows to masturbate.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
where are my eyebrows?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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