she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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