I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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