It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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