She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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