Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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