Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
