I wish i was in the wii world.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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