5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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