I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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