WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Randomize
