he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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