Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
whose parrot is this?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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