Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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