Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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