I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.