wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.