Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
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is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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