youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I touched a dick in church today
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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