i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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