Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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