sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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