I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies