Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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