If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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