pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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