You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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