Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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