6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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