so that wasnt chicken after all
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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