I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
two words...techno handjob
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just found a bag of teeth...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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