I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
i've created a new STD.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Randomize
