My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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