Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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