He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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