ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize