I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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