I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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