We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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