yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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