I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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